Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut

I found these somewhere
Some are really funny, others weird... then there're the frightening ones.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama twice the man you are.