Help! I'm some sort of minority trapped in this white person's body!

President-Elect Barack Hussein Obama

(pic by Steve Garfield)
Sure, I'm a little late on the trigger
I've been celebrating
I'm proud
I'm optimistic

*** So I pop over to Meet The Press and watch today's episode, just not the same without Tim Russert ***

Dem Nomination, OVER!

5/6/08 Victory Speech in North Carolina

*Obama/Gore 08*

Gas Tax!

"The only way the idea of a gas tax holiday could be made worse would have been for the Rev. Jeremiah Wright to propose it." 5/4/08 Op-Ed Oregon

Sell Me Your Chametz!

Man, I've figured out how to make millions
Walk around a Jewish neighborhood and offer to buy up everyone's Chametz...
But don't sell it back after Passover!
Man, it's so easy.

"I, the undersigned, sell all Chametz possessed by me, knowingly or unknowingly as defined by the Torah and Rabbinic Law, to happyweasel for $1.00.

Also Chametz that tends to harden and adhere to inside surfaces of pans, pots, or cooking utensils, the utensils themselves, and all kinds of live animals and pets that have been eating Chametz and mixtures thereof.

I also lease all places wherein the Chametz owned by me may be found.

This power is in conformity with the Torah, Rabbinic and Civil laws.

Signed: Jewish Person, Date: 4/18/08"

I must admit I was a bit disappointed that their dog is not mine. Not sure how, but they're gonna keep the dog legal in some way. I haven't had a pet outside of my mother's care, but if the beast slops up any Chametz, that's gonna change. Golden retriever, Lab mix... of course, under the circumstances, if I do manage to get it, Cain would surely possess the animal *with hilarity ensuing* I mean, just imagine a dog, vomiting curried eggplant, trying to stab me in the neck... all while yipping nitpicking insults about how my shirt isn't fully tucked in & my Montgomery Ward cardigan sweaters nature has a balled-up texture. Jerk. I hope I don't get it. I open up my house, I try to make it feel welcome, even showing it how to floss properly. Sure, I wasn't born on the west coast. Yes, my parents locked me in the attic for weeks at a time, but they taught me a sense of raw decency. Raw decency certainly precludes any attempts at gnawing off one's junk.

Kids Just Ain't What They Used To Be

Zimbabwe Votes Tomorrow

A year ago, Obama spoke on the depressing state of what was once thought of as Africa's breadbasket. Those following the country and Mugabe's mania know things have only gotten worse. Get ready for another fake election. There are 2 main opposition candidates with support split along ethnic lines:
Shona (~80% of the population, highlands) tend to support the mentioned Morgan Tsvangirai
Ndeble (less than 20% of the population, lowlands) tend to support an ex-member of ZANU-PF, Simba Makoni
The winner must get over 50% of the vote to avert a runnoff... we'll see
Recently there was a flap over the printing of 3million extra ballots being printed
Good luck to everyone there not a part of ZANU-PF and the devil, Robert Mugabe
Ziiiim-Baaaaaaab-Waaaaaay!
*ElectionVideo*
Statement of Senator Obama on Zimbabwe

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Mr. President, the events of the last few days in Zimbabwe are outrageous and warrant universal condemnation. It is time for the government of Robert Mugabe to cease its repressive and divisive actions, and to allow Zimbabweans to pursue their hopes for legitimate political change and opportunity.

Since Sunday, the world has watched with horror and outrage as the Mugabe government has cracked down on legitimate opposition, detained fifty Zimbabweans attending a peaceful prayer meeting outside of Harare, and brutalized opposition leaders and ordinary citizens alike.

A protestor was shot and killed. Morgan Tsvangirai, the leader of the Movement for Democratic Change, has been badly beaten and suffered severe head injuries. Lovemore Madhuku, the leader of the National Constitutional Assembly, reportedly has a broken arm and numerous other wounds. Many of their colleagues in opposition remain in Harare hospitals.

The government has responded to the outrage prompted by these attacks on human rights and legitimate expression with characteristic bluster. Once again, we are told that the opposition is to blame. Once again, we hear ominous warnings that the opposition is “set to pay a very heavy price, regardless of who they are.” Meanwhile, the true cause of the strife – President Mugabe’s disastrous rule – remains unaddressed. To the dismay even of his own party, he has declared his intention to run for a new term in office in 2008.

Mr. President, these events are shocking, but sadly they do not come as a surprise. For years, it has been increasingly apparent that the Mugabe government is interested only in its own survival and enrichment, not the welfare of the people of Zimbabwe. International observers – including the United States – concluded that the presidential election of 2002 and the parliamentary elections of 2005 were not free and fair.

The State Department reported just last week in its country report on human rights in Zimbabwe that: “The government engaged in the pervasive and systematic abuse of human rights. The ruling party’s dominant control and manipulation of the political process through intimidation and corruption effectively negated the right of citizens to change their government.”

Meanwhile, the government’s corruption and mismanagement has brought the Zimbabwean economy to the brink of ruin. Estimates place inflation at a world-high of 1,700 percent, and the IMF forecasts that this could pass 4,000 percent by the end of the year. Unemployment stands at 80 percent. Poverty rates are soaring. Zimbabwe’s economy is shrinking faster than any other country in the world that is not at war.

I am heartened, though, that this political and economic deterioration has been met with growing calls for change.

Within Zimbabwe, the opposition to Mugabe is showing resilience and courage. Factions of Mugabe’s own party have indicated that they want a transition in 2008, and ordinary citizens are increasingly voicing their hopes for a new chapter.

Beyond Zimbabwe, frustration with the Mugabe government is mounting. The head of the African Union has expressed his embarrassment at the situation in Zimbabwe. South Africa and the Southern African Development Community, which have been slow to criticize Zimbabwe in the past, seem to be losing patience. The United States, European Union, and the United Nations were swift in condemning this latest outrage, and have been consistent in their calls for change.

Mr. President, the United States must continue to stand strongly against the Mugabe government’s abuses of power in Zimbabwe. We must join with our European allies, the United Nations, and – most importantly – the countries and institutions of the region to press for positive change in Zimbabwe. That means a peaceful democratic transition in 2008, and support for economic growth and opportunity – including the lifting of sanctions – once the dark cloud of Mugabe’s rule is lifted, and Zimbabweans are able again to reach for the new horizon they deserve.

I call on President Mugabe to immediately release all political detainees and repeal the ban on political rallies, to end the use of violence and torture in the jails, permit a free media and abide by the rule of law. His government must also urgently address the humanitarian crisis that has put the mass of his population in dire need of assistance.

Zimbabwe is a nation rich in history and rich in resources. Its talented people have known great hardship just as they have achieved great heights. When Robert Mugabe became president over a quarter century ago, there was great hope. Zimbabwe had emerged from British rule, claiming its freedom and its future for itself.

Sadly, the freedom and opportunity for which Zimbabweans fought have been eclipsed in the last decade by repression and uncertainty. Instead of peaceful self-determination, we see Zimbabweans intimidated and beaten in the streets. Instead of the responsible management of Zimbabwe’s state institutions, we see state-sanctioned corruption, violence and property seizures. Instead of economic self-sufficiency, we see what was once one of Africa’s most promising economies in a free-fall.

Yet I am confident that the people of Zimbabwe will once again claim for themselves a better future. As they seek to hold their leaders accountable, as they try to rebuild their lives and their country, they must know that they have a strong and steady friend in the United States. The events of the last few days – and the Mugabe regime – must belong to the past, and the United States must work with the international community to help all Zimbabweans forge a better future.